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The Joe Rogan Experience

#2377 - Carrot Top

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 168 minutes

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0:00.0

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

0:03.9

The Joe Rogan Experience.

0:06.1

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

0:12.6

Hey, what's that?

0:13.6

How right?

0:13.9

Good to see him, my man.

0:15.3

Thanks for having to be back.

0:16.3

Very, very good.

0:17.0

It's very funny.

0:17.7

You brought a box of your stuff, and one of them immediately started going off like it's an alarm. What is that? It was a FedEx box? Yeah. It was a, it's that commercial that runs for late night Viagra Seales. And it says, hey, we'll send you your Seales in Viagra and unmarked white envelopes. And I would say, fuck that. I don't, I want just the opposite.

0:38.1

I want my neighbors to know I'm getting laid.

0:39.7

I want my neighbors to know I have a dick, a hard dick. So it's got sirens and whistles. My dick's hard. My dick is, yeah. And that's, you know, it's engineering. We were just talking about you the other night at the comedy club. were like he owns props like you can't do props now

0:56.1

when I was a kid when I first started doing stand-up and I'm sure you two there were prop

1:00.4

comics sure there was a bunch of guys yeah the whid the whid yeah there was quite a few guys

1:05.2

that were really good they were prop comp but you became so successful as a prop comic you

1:10.2

kind of stole the market oh yeah yeah. There's no young comics coming up. Nobody wants to be a caratom, I think. I think that's what it is. Like, you know, it's shit I still get. So I think people look and I don't think you get shit. No, not as much. No, but I still get the aftermath of it, like just on the plane today.

1:27.9

Some of them go like, I don't care what are you doing?

1:29.9

I said, oh, man, I don't care what everybody else says?

1:32.4

You're funny.

1:32.8

I'm like, well, what the fuck kind of compliment is that? Yeah, well, they get that, I get that a lot. You know, all the people that, all the people that, you know, hey, I personally think you're funny, that kind of stuff.

1:42.4

Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:43.2

I'm one of the rare.

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