#2382 - Andrew Santino

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 186 minutes

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Andrew Santino is a comic, actor, and host of the podcasts "Whiskey Ginger," "No Bad Lies," and "Bad Friends" with comic Bobby Lee. Check out his new special, "Andrew Santino: White Noise," now streaming on Hulu."Andrew Santino: White Noise": www.hulu.com/movie/andrew-santino-white-noise-ee4cb509-98e5-42f6-af6b-796b38c726ab www.youtube.com/AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGingerwww.andrewsantino.com Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at https://ziprecruiter.com/rogan Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up at https://dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new DraftKings customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Get 1 promo code to redeem discounted NFL Sunday Ticket subscription and max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. NFL Sunday Ticket: YouTube TV base plan (not included in this offer) required to watch Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Subscription autorenews yearly at then-current price (currently $378 for YouTube TV subscribers, or $480 for YouTube subscribers); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, embargoes and eligibility requirements apply. No refunds. Commercial use excluded. Addt’l terms: https://tv.youtube.com/learn/nflsundayticket/draftkings/. Offer ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
0:03.9	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
0:13.4	Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time. I'm back.
0:17.1	What was the last time we're here?
0:18.3	It's got to be over a year.
0:19.5	Is that real?
0:37.5	Two years? Jeez, bro. Yeah, It's got to be. Time waits for no one. I know, man. You left me high and dry in Los Angeles and two years later I come back down. How to go, big dog. How to go, how to go. You're going to go eventually. You can't hang in there. Eventually, it'll just get to be mad Max,
0:53.0	and you'll just go, I can't, I can't, I can't. When Newsom becomes president and Kamala Harris becomes governor and then it's like full communist. You don't think he's going to become president. You do? He can win. No. Yep. He can win. Yeah. No, because I think he's one of those guys She almost won.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:55.0	He's better than her.
0:57.4	You think people would like him more? Really?
0:57.9	No, because I think he's one of those guys that... She almost won. Yeah. He's better than her. You think people would like him more? Really? No, he's better at her and talking. He's better at talking. Like, the whole thing is not like who's a better government. Look, the guy who's the fucking host of the apprentice is the president of the United States for the second time. Like, this doesn't... I'm this doesn't, nothing makes any sense. No, it doesn't. So it's like, the system is like, it's a goofy system. It's a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes. Right. It makes no sense. Who controls the nukes? I just feel like lefties and righties don't like him. You're right. Both people don't like him. But there's no
1:27.7	choices other than him on the left and the people on the left are only going to vote on the left,
1:33.0	and that's it. Unless some Mamdani guy comes out of left field and says...
1:38.2	Is that the New York guy? Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. He's going to win. He's going to win.
1:46.0	The Momdadi guy. What was his policy?
1:47.0	What did he run on?
1:48.0	Oh, he ran it everything.
1:49.0	Rent control, stabilized rent.
1:51.0	He's going to tax the rich people way more than before.
1:54.0	Businesses are going to run out of that place like it's on fire.
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