#609 - Chris Distefano

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and host from New York City. Check out his podcast “History Hyenas” with Yannis Pappas available everywhere. Chris returns to talk about the new art of predator hunting, his thoughts on who could be the next mayor of New York, and why he’s locked in on being more present every day. Chris Distefano: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Moonpay: Head over to https://www.moonpay.com/theo to sign up Morgan and Morgan: Visit https://forthepeople.com/THEO to see if you might have a case. Morgan and Morgan. America's Largest Injury Law Firm. Sonic: Redeem the BOGO Sonic Smasher offer once a week in the app or online now thru 9/29: https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/burgers/sonic-smasher/ Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It was even bad in America.
0:03.0	You know, I'm not home a lot.
0:05.4	You know, I can't keep a plant alive at the moment.
0:08.5	But when I am home, my bedroom is like my sanctuary, you know, it's a sacred spot for sleep.
0:15.2	Thankfully, I have a Helix sleep mattress.
0:19.2	God, I like it.
0:20.6	I mean, I get on that thing and who baby girl, four I know it's
0:24.7	morning and I'm feeling good. In fact, I like mine so much. I got two of them. I put one of them in the
0:31.4	guest room out of there case mom wants to come and just launch some of her dirty dreams into that
0:36.6	thing. Because honestly, sleep matters
0:39.5	more to me than ever, especially when I'm on the go. If I'm home, you know it. Days are long.
0:44.8	When you shut it down, it's time to shut it down. Getting real sleep on my Helix sleep mattress makes
0:50.1	all the difference. If your old mattress has you just launched in, locked in a trench over there,
0:55.1	you need a ladder to get out that thing. It may be time for you to give Helix sleep a try. You can sleep
1:01.6	great too. Just go to helixleep.com slash Theo to get 25% off sitewide for our audience only. That's
1:10.3	helix sleep.com slash t-h-e-o. Make sure you enter our show
1:16.4	name after checkout so they know that we sent you. If you're running a business, today's guest is a
1:22.3	stand-up comedian out of New York City. He's performing this Thursday at the Madison Square Garden Theater on 9-11.
1:30.6	I'm thankful to have him back in studio, the recently engaged Mr. Chris DeStefano.
1:39.0	Shine on me, and I really think is going on? Yeah, dude, I guess racism still alive, do you think?
2:01.0	What do you think is really going on or racism?
2:02.7	With racism, what I really think is going on is I think that it's turning around now
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