#619 - Stan the Chauffeur

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Stan is a chauffeur and driver who was born and raised in the Bronx, but currently operates in the Columbia, SC area. Theo and Stan talk about his journey from New York to the South, the proper etiquette of being a Chauffeur, and what he’s learned about women over the years. Stan the Chauffeur: https://www.instagram.com/stan_the_og_poet/ Signature Transportation: https://signaturetransportationsc.com/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Moonpay: Head over to https://www.moonpay.com/theo to sign up BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to http://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% off your first month. Netsuite: Go to http://netsuite.com/theo to Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning for FREE. Ryl Tea: the tea that cleaned up its act and still tastes like the good old days. Refresh yourself now at www.drinkryl.com Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/ or email them at admin@valorrecoverycoaching.com Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's guest is a driver.
0:02.4	He's an operator.
0:04.4	He's a chauffeur.
0:05.7	You feel me?
0:06.7	A chauffeur.
0:08.6	I met him in South Carolina when I was a recipient of his services.
0:12.6	He is a one of one.
0:15.0	I'm grateful to learn all about the world of chauffeuring.
0:18.8	Today's guest is Stan, the chauffeur.
0:40.3	Yeah, like usually like this is good. Yeah.
0:41.3	Okay.
0:42.3	This way it's not too static again.
0:43.3	But now if you get locked up like this, then you can move this.
0:46.3	Oh, yeah, no, no, I'll loosen up and wiggle around.
0:50.3	Whatever you gotta do, I'm at Muhammad our listener, baby.
0:53.3	You feel me, though? I'll hear it all.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:56.0	I don't miss a beat.
0:57.0	No, and then, you know, as emotions go, you know, you move around and wiggle the neck, you know, you laugh here and there.
1:03.0	Yeah, you got different pieces inside of you, bro.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	And that's how it works, man.
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