Ep 585 - Son of a Governor

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	The Wild Wild West.
0:02.0	Yes.
0:02.4	Hello.
0:03.1	Hey, what's up, dude?
0:04.2	Nothing.
0:22.2	Dude, can we all make an agreement just to, like, grow all of our hair together? Damn, I'll look fucking crazy. It looks so sick, dude. If you went full, if you weren't like Val Kilmer? It wouldn't be valid. I'm bald up front, dude. I could get a Tony's a preanor. I could go slick back. I'd go bald and slick back.
0:22.8	That would be nice.
0:21.6	When I get out of theor. I can go slick back. I'd go bald slick back. That would be nice.
0:22.6	When I get out of the shower, I'd do it. Do you slick it up? I go, whoa, this doesn't look so bad. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm a slick back is terrible. Smiddy, it looks good. Pull your pants up high. Yeah, like one of those dressy kind of t-shirts. But then I'm naked and I see my tinnis and I go, I'll never be Tony. I'm always going to be AJ with this fucking time. God damn it. I'm always going to be a tiny tinnus man. I guess Tony definitely had the man. Tony had a hog, dude. Yeah, true. That'd be funny if that was like the real thing the real finale of the whole season
0:56.3	he goes into the bandes
0:58.4	in the baner oh
1:00.1	Tony what the hell
1:02.1	he had a tiness this whole time got a dick like an Irish man
1:04.9	you're not the boss anymore
1:06.1	he just goes takes a pee and looks at his pants
1:09.9	and just shows it down the screen goes black. Don't stop. Yeah. No way. Tony's got a fat fucking bitch. Yeah, Tony had a fat hog. You could tell. Yeah, for sure. You can tell. He's the boss. He's the boss. Obviously, you have a fat dong. He's obviously the boss.
1:28.2	Tall guys, naturally the boss. I was researching that this week. Dude, tall guys make more than short guys. Like $150,000 more over a 30-year period average. They just get paid more money. That's sick. You just see a tall guy and you go, yeah, you're the boss. there's something inside of all of us that go tall guys get paid the most yeah that's why they got
1:45.9	george washington yeah he couldn't he didn't even you see a tall guy you go yeah you're the boss there's something inside of all of us that go tall guys
1:44.3	get paid the most yeah that's why they got george washington yeah he couldn't he didn't even speak
1:48.8	and they were like dude you're president yeah man you didn't talk at the fucking first continental congress
1:53.7	no he's just tall's ill they're just like dude you gotta be he did wear his military uniforms so everyone's
1:58.2	yeah that's kind of boss everyone else is dressed like Quaker Oats guy.
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