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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support the Broz @ https://www.patreon.com/pitm Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Shawn Gardini Live IN BATAVIA SUNDAY please if you want  @  https://www.shawngardini.com/live Yo0o0ooooo. Here's the cast for you. Matt and the broz held it down this week. A lot of doo doo talk up top. Sorry about that, just keeping it one thousand. We talk about other stuff too. Please enjoy. God Bless. ps final conquistadors on the paytch Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! $35 off Carver Mat https://on.auraframes.com/MSSP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Wild Wild West.

0:01.9

I'm a night shower.

0:02.6

I don't really shower in the morning. I'm a night shower guy. It depends what I'm, well, no, I usually in mornings, but flights I try. I sometimes will bus out of a shower. I might bus out of night shower before the flight. Before the flight? Yeah. I don't even wipe my ass before a flight. Dude, you see they, I think Spirit banned PJs on the airplane. What do you mean?

0:23.0

You can't wear...

0:23.8

Spirit Airlines kind of did pull your pants up. Oh, they did little bit. Yes, for the guys. They were like no PJs. I kind of, for real, for a, though, I'm with that. No, that's crazy. Just put on sweat pants. That's what I was saying. It's like put on some sweats.

0:38.2

Just put on sweats.

0:39.0

Sweets are more comfortable than you.

0:39.9

Sweets are PJs.

0:40.8

No, they're not.

0:41.4

Not for real.

0:42.4

Sweets.

0:42.7

No, dude, wearing sweatpants and PJs in public are two totally different. What do you mean? Like just the checker. Plano PJs, yes.

0:50.0

Yeah.

0:50.6

Plan old PJs.

0:51.9

They're saying like, dude, no more.

0:54.0

It's also they're like, maybe people stop wearing PJs.

0:57.4

People act a little nicer and more courteous on it. It's like, damn, dude, you're dancing around. They put spirit in a bus stop out here. Like, it's like, come on, dude. But you still don't wear pajamas out. I like, I'm, I'm, it should be a $5 fine.

1:29.0

To wear pajamas? If you got with pajamas and policeman to write you a $5 ticket. Put it on my ticket, dude on my tab. I didn't get cheeks one time when I was young because it was this one I learned the no, I was a pajamas in public. And I saw this girl that I was like talking to, but we didn't smash. And then she saw me like coming out of my friend's house in pajamas. But this is like 3 p.m. You know what I mean? I clearly was in my pajamas for this the morning. And like I texted her. She was like, so I saw you early today. You're fucking pajamas. And it's over. And it was over. It was pretty much. It was more words and it was over it was pretty much it was more

1:45.5

words than that but it was yeah that was it was it was it she had more words but she's like

1:49.2

one day you'll see you'll go you on spirit airlines i i my favorite to see at the airport is

1:56.9

i've noticed i've seen women just wear basically their underwear on the plane.

2:18.7

Have you ever seen that? Yeah. It's kind of crazy when you go, what the fuck? Yeah, I go, ooh. Yeah, I mean, sluts on the plane. All these sluts on this motherfucking plane. That's been an issue too. Ladies have got in trouble. There was one lady who couldn't board because she was just like her whole ass was out. And the pilot was like, no, you can't.

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