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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	You two are bad friends.
0:01.8	Who are these two idiots?
0:03.6	White dude.
0:04.6	I'm an Asian dude.
0:06.6	You two are disgusting.
0:08.9	Oh, you two or something.
0:10.6	We're bad friends.
0:12.1	I'm going to get Botox.
0:13.5	Don't, please don't get Botox.
0:14.2	Yeah, I'm getting Botoc.
0:15.2	I have to.
0:16.0	Why?
0:16.5	Because I look old now.
0:18.4	It's catching up.
0:19.2	And time out.
0:19.7	I know exactly where this started.
0:21.1	Where? Do you guys know where this started? I'm McCone was with me. Yeah. I know where it started.
0:25.3	That photo you posted. I posted a photo on my story. That angle never again, dude.
0:29.5	Brother, it looks like you. Do I look like a shrinking frog? You are.
0:34.3	It was not good. The bags, the liver spots, I got not. It doesn't, it was not good.
0:38.2	I thought the bags, the liver spots, I got to get Botox.
0:41.5	You don't have liver spots? I do. Look at it on the sides. Those are freckles, dude. Oh, they're gigantic freckles. Samoan freckles. That's what I have on my face. Yeah, Samoa freckle. Yeah. Listen, that's what I'm going to look like.
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