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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up you guys? |
| 0:01.6 | My special premieres this week on Hulu. |
| 0:05.4 | Hulu. |
| 0:06.3 | On Hulu. |
| 0:07.2 | We're on Hulu, September 12th. |
| 0:08.4 | And check out, Andrew. |
| 0:09.2 | He's going to be at the Punchline in San Francisco, one of the best comedy clubs in America. |
| 0:13.5 | And I go to Brea, the Braia Improv. |
| 0:15.9 | I'm in Tempe. |
| 0:16.5 | I'm going to come up with for Tempe. |
| 0:19.4 | You're going to come out for that? |
| 0:19.4 | Yeah. Good. I'm going to visit my mom. |
| 0:21.0 | Then I'm going to be down at the horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana. I'm going to be in Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City, at Borgata, then Harrison Valley Center. I'm also adding Vegas and another couple of shows. Go to Andrew Santino.com for this against Andrew Santino.com and go watch a special this Friday on Hulu. You better believe it, pal. |
| 0:38.7 | I took my dad to a Monday night football game, |
| 0:40.6 | and then we went out and just got hammered afterwards. And we were sitting at the bar, just my dad and I, just like, just leaning against the bar. And he looks over at me, you know, like how a dad can look over you sometimes, kissing that smile, you know, that twinkle in his eye. I'm waiting for him to say he loves me, you know? And he goes, I'm pissing right now. |
| 0:58.1 | Hey, good girl. |
| 1:00.1 | Do y'all want to shoot guns? |
| 1:01.2 | Just right out back. |
| 1:02.5 | Yes, queen. |
| 1:03.4 | I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yes, queen. |
| 1:05.6 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 1:08.0 | I'm Ron Weasley. |
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