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Bad Friends

We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0

You two are bad friends.

0:01.7

Who are these two idiots?

0:03.0

White dude and an Asian dude.

0:06.0

You two are disgusting.

0:08.0

Oh, you two are something.

0:10.0

We're bad friends.

0:12.0

Monkey philosophy, you know?

0:14.0

He was giving me monkey philosophy.

0:16.0

Who was giving you monkey philosophy?

0:18.0

What? Toto right there, dude.

0:19.0

From Wizard of Oz. To give us a monkey philosophy, dude. It's really helpful. What, give me a monkey philosophy. What? Toto right there, dude. From Wizard of Oz. To give us a monkey philosophy, dude, it's really helpful.

0:24.3

What, give me a monkey philosophy.

0:26.0

That was just telling me, Bobby.

0:26.7

He goes, you don't.

0:27.8

You're sick again?

0:29.8

Dude, the guy, every time he, I was just telling, I was just telling mommy.

0:35.4

He goes, he goes. Dude, you suck. When you grab one branch, don't let go. Oh no, only grab this one, when you like, what is it? I said. You don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one. Yes, that's what I know. That's old monkey philosophy. That's old monkey philosophy.

0:55.1

Hey, last...

0:55.6

Give us some more. I love monkey philosophy. Last night, Bob, I watched the disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship. Did you watch this documentary already? No, I only watched the one with Asian people in it. The one that could disappear at that hotel. Remember, and they found out there in the water tank? Oh, I love that one.

1:10.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:11.3

I only Asian gold

1:12.9

disappearances I do.

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