The Wild Wild West.

I should invest in the Spider League and bring it like a... You got something white on your lip. I didn't want to start the... I appreciate that. Yeah, true. I didn't see it or else I would have... I think I saw it in the bathroom and I just ignored it. That's a good part of a point in your life when you're like, ah, I'm going to come on my lip. I'm going to let it fly.

I literally tried once.

He didn't come off and I'll like, whatever. I got to do stuff. I don't worry about my lip corners. Are we fired up? Nice. You got to keep the lip stuff in. That's good. That's good. That's a good cold open. That's a good cold open.

Nate noticed I had his come on my head.

You right. that's a good that's a good uh cold open Nate noticed I had his come on my hair Joe Liss thank you for coming man

thanks for having me I appreciate it

I'm now here an extra day just for this

I got bumped from a big podcast

that also records on Monday nights

in Austin

I'm glad you can come on, man. Yeah, me too. I'm thrilled. And you're traveling with family. That's an area of interest of mine because I do it all the time. I know. We talked about it a while ago. I quote you all the time. And yeah, it's fun. I don't mind the actual traveling on the plane is fun to me.

It's not that hard. No. And we, you know, I mean, I don't want to throw my success in everybody's face, but I get upgraded a lot, you know, dealt the diamond. So my son has flown almost exclusively first class, which is very nice. Yeah. But we're about to, he's about to turn two, so I'll have to buy him a ticket. Oh shit, you're coming up on that.

That sucks.

Yeah, that'll be the end of...

It's funny watching because some people smile at the child. about to, he's about to turn two, so I'll have to buy him a ticket. Oh shit, you're coming up on that. That sucks.

Yeah, that'll be the end of.

It's funny watching because some people smile at the child in first class and then other people like almost grimace at the child. Yeah, it feels like a thing when people like get the fuck on it. You didn't learn this. So even when they're like two, it's not you or one, it's not you hold on them.

It's like them sitting in a seat.

Oh, yeah, you got to pay for them.

You can still hold them on takeoff when they're like two, it's not you or one, it's not you hold on them. It's like them sitting in a seat.

Oh, yeah, you got to pay for them.

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