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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 577 - Bags On You (feat. Adam Eget)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com yo0o0oo0o. Buongiorno. Here's the cast everybody. We got our dear friend Adam E on this week. Lemeezy had to hold down the 1s and 2s, and I'm posting it now from the motherland - so we apologize for the lateness. We're trying our best. Anyways, please enjoy. God Bless you all. A presto! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Wild Wow, West.

0:01.7

We can start on that.

0:03.2

That was hilarious. Yeah. The show, dude, also that one girl who just caught astray in the middle of that where they're like, it turns out it was the mom who was texting the girl the entire time of bullying her. But then they were like, that one girl was always a bitch. We thought it was her. And then they just interviewed this other high school girl. And they're like, so you were a cunt, right? She was like, I guess.

0:22.2

I guess I was mean.

0:23.3

A little bit. just interviewed this other high school girl and they're like, so you were a cunt, right? And she was like,

0:21.6

I guess,

0:38.0

I guess I was mean. A little bit. Yeah, it was probably that bitch, Courtney. Yeah. Nobody came out of that unscathed. That was pretty fucked up. Did anything happen to the kids? Did they end up like doing anything bad? Yeah, the daughter. It was real sad to see the daughter like that.

0:38.0

Like they have the body camel when the cops go to the kids? Did they end up like doing anything bad? I felt the other daughter. It was real sad to see the daughter like that.

0:42.4

Like they have the body camel when the cops go to the house and be like, we've traced the number.

0:42.8

It's coming from your mom.

0:45.5

It's really fucking sad.

0:46.8

Heartbreak.

0:47.1

Yeah, devastating.

0:47.9

Yeah.

0:48.2

Did they hit her with a Joe?

0:49.9

Like Joe who?

0:50.6

Like, Joe, Mama.

0:51.3

Exactly. It was Joe. Missed opportunity big time. Oh my God. Yo, mama. That was I was just home. That's my niece's number one joke. My niece with Down syndrome, that's literally her. That's a great joke. Knock, who's there. Do. You go, Joe, who? She goes, do, Mama. But she switched it up. Now she knows. Her best joke is, not, not. You go, who's there? She goes, Joe. Joe who? She goes, Joe Biden. Damn. That's actually pretty funny and good. Joe Biden's a nice joke. That's a nice twist. Joe Biden. Come on, man. It's a modern twist on an old classic. That's fucking great. She's killing. Joe Biden is such a fucking. And then she claps because everyone laughs. She's like, oh, dude, that kid's fucking awesome. She's adorable. Yeah, that's great. It that's great great yeah i got to go home and

1:46.2

spend time with those those animals this this week it was nice got to see little kids football

1:51.4

i didn't know they play that young it was yeah how hilarious like fucking six years old five and six

1:56.6

people pancaking no one cares about concussions weren't oh my god these kids kids are getting fucking leveled. Dude, they don't know how to hit. So they sprint into each other and no one has balance. It's just hit stick after hit stick. But they break runs, dude. I bet. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, there's like three kids that can run. They get the ball. They're gone. That's awesome. They weren't keeping score, though. I was a little pissed. You should have. They don't keep scoring?

2:18.0

I kept to score. like three kids that can run. They get the ball. They're gone. That's awesome. They weren't keeping score though. I was a little pissed.

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