Ep 581 - Teenis Fly Trap (feat. Lemaire Lee)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See N8 @ Atlanta Helium @ https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/328915 Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @ https://www.shawngardini.com/live hello everybody. Hope you're all having a great week so far! Here's the cast. Just the fambly this week. Twas a hot cast ... take my word for it. If not ... well I guess you'll just have to see for yourself. Watch Matt's spesh on Netflix!!!! Please enjoy. God bless. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wow Wow Wes
0:01.5	Maybe I'm allergic to Altenaria
0:03.2	You're gonna be getting an Alpera
0:06.1	Fucking bullshit
0:07.0	All right hey
0:09.3	Whoa
0:10.4	Fucking Altonaria
0:11.8	I hope it's not
0:12.7	I don't even know what that is
0:13.6	Do you know dust mites when you're allergic to dust mites
0:15.8	You're actually allergic to their poop
0:17.1	That's what gets you
0:20.4	They're never would even considered their poop Not me. I actually have a dust mite allergy and it's the fuck I was breathing in their poop that was getting me. We didn't know bugs pooped. Yeah, they fucking poop. Yeah. Everything, everybody poofs, bro. They do eat. Yeah. Yeah, if you eat your poop. Now, what were you saying about Trump? Old liberal ass, you ass, small fucker. I'm trying to be peaceful. He brought peace to the Middle East, dude. You got to give the man his props. He's hot dogging, dude. Is he hot dog right now I've, I've, I saw the articles I haven't seen his talks.
0:54.9	He's a hot dog.
0:55.8	I saw him call that lady beautiful.
0:57.2	That was, yeah.
0:58.0	That's part of his, that's, I mean, he's hot dogging, dude.
0:59.8	He's like, yeah, what's up?
1:00.6	We got bad bitch behind me, if you don't mind me saying you're a bad bitch anyway. Suck my dick, everybody.
1:05.8	I knew I could do it.
1:07.4	And every other world leader is like, fuck it.
1:09.7	Yeah, he did it.
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