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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 582 - Very Interesting

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See NATE Tonight in ATL!! @ https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/328915 Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @  https://www.shawngardini.com/live yo00o0o0o0o. We're back. Fambly ep with a little surprise on the paytch :) Classic ep this week. Shang's a little under the weather unfortunately. But we persevere. Long boy too. nbd nbd. Please enjoy. God Bless. Steph Curry Max Discount live now on @PrizePicks - Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Wow Wow Wes

0:01.5

Hello

0:02.4

Hello hello hello we're mad how are you good how you don't I'm doing all right I'm jet lag bro I had a fucking I've I had to fly from L.A. to Buffalo

0:13.9

And I had to get up at 150 a.m. Because I had to get on like a 5 a.m. flight so I was like

0:19.4

Let me get there. Every time I check traffic over there at nighttime,

0:22.5

I'm like,

0:22.8

damn, it takes an hour to get to the airport.

0:24.1

Then I wake up and it's 22 minutes. Sure, yeah. So I wake up super early and dude, I get there and LAX is one of a few airports that doesn't run 24-7. like the ticketing and bagging everything so i get there at like three being like i'll give

0:38.3

myself two hours it's friday it's you know it's a giant city it's gonna be I thought it's a booming metropolis insane dude I get there early dude because I didn't want to if I missed it I'm I'd get all the way to beautiful Buffalo I'd have been fucked I go I fly like an old person I get there two hours early two hours early oh dude Oh, dude, that's like an hour early.

0:55.2

In a smaller airport, I'm, like, for some reason I'm like, it's LAX.

1:10.2

There's going to be a million people. Dude, I get there. It's just six people. We're sitting in there. And I was like trying to do the ticket counter. And the guy's like, yo, dude, you can't. You gotta wait till like four o'clock and I was like four o'clock my flight's at fucking 530.

1:11.3

It only gives me an hour and a half.

1:12.8

It's crazy.

1:13.8

It's so great so easy well dude i'm sitting there so i had to wait till four o'clock you know wait till and then everyone gets to do like the thing and put the bag and then there's just like you go to the next level i go up the escalator to go to the tsa pre-check and there's just people standing there like get downstairs you're not allowed to be up here and I'm like okay so I'd ride the escalator back down so and everyone's just waiting by the escalator and all like for like 20 minutes you watch people like ride up and they just ignore them to come back down as the ride of shame so it was like it was set up to get someone to spas dude because then we finally get to another place and we get to another checkpoint like everybody wait here we're not open yet and it was just like dude what the fuck it was it was it was tough insane to me then I flew all the way to Buffalo and had to do two shows that and I was so I was fucked up for like three days I basically I didn't sleep for a day yeah I was I was, I was jacked out. Yeah, that's terrible.

2:01.5

It was bad.

2:03.5

You can't go to the airport that early.

2:04.1

I had to.

2:05.1

I had, in order to get to... You don't have to.

2:05.7

That got me to Buffalo by 3 p.m.

2:12.4

Show was at 7. Oh, well, that you had to do. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm saying you don't have to get to the airport that early.

2:14.5

Dude, in LA, I thought there's gonna be fucking... You've flown so many times.

2:15.9

I know, but I...

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